“Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house,
not a creature was stirring…”
Hold on! This is Panama. There’s ALWAYS a creature stirring somewhere and I was outside when I spotted the toadstool. So…
Twas the night before Christmas when in a corner outside,
I spotted Santa Claus seated on his backside.
He looked overheated and weary atop a toadstool…
…and now you can complete the story any way that you choose.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!